The Coach Who Yells

Some coaches are loud. Volume on a field is mostly a practical matter — sixty yards, wind, twenty kids — and a coach who shouts instructions is not a problem.

What this article is about is the other thing. The coach who singles out the goalie after a goal. The one whose tone changes when he says your kid's name. The one who's sarcastic in front of the team, or who stops speaking to a kid for a fortnight after a bad game.

That's a different category, and parents frequently spend a whole season unsure which one they're looking at.

The line, as clearly as I can draw it

Demanding is about the work. High standards, specific corrections, impatience with laziness, a raised voice to be heard. It's directed at what a player did and it comes with information about how to fix it.

Demeaning is about the person. Sarcasm, mockery, name-calling, comparisons designed to shame, public humiliation, or silence used as punishment. It carries no information and it isn't meant to.

The test I'd use: after the interaction, does he know what to do differently? If yes, that's coaching, however loud it was. If he just knows he's in trouble and feels small, that's the other thing.

USA Lacrosse's own guidance to clubs asks for qualified coaching and age-appropriate development feedback at every level. The second category doesn't meet that standard, and it isn't a style question.

Why goalies get more of it

The mistakes are visible and countable. A coach who's frustrated has an obvious target, and the scoreboard supplies the ammunition.

Most coaches never played the position. They can see that something went wrong and frequently can't diagnose it, and that gap turns into frustration rather than instruction.

And he's alone out there. A middie who gets shouted at melts back into a group. A goalie is standing by himself in a marked box, which makes any public correction a great deal more public.

What to do, in order

First, do nothing for a week. One bad afternoon from a coach is not a pattern, and most of what upsets a parent on a Saturday looks different by Wednesday. Your own reaction needs the time too — that's a whole article of its own.

Second, ask your kid. Neutrally, without steering. How do you find Coach? Then listen without correcting. A lot of young athletes are far less bothered by volume than their parents are, and some are far more.

Third, give him language. If it's ordinary hard coaching, help him hear it as information: what was he actually telling you to do? That skill is worth having for every coach and boss he'll ever have.

Fourth, talk to the coach — about the goalie's role, not about the tone. He responds well to being told what to fix. Is there something specific you want from him this season? That conversation frequently resolves the whole thing, because a lot of coaches don't realise how a correction lands on a kid standing alone in a cage.

Fifth, go up a level. If it's genuinely demeaning and it continues, the club director or program administrator is the next stop. Put it in writing, factually, with dates.

And sixth, leave. A program that tolerates a coach who humiliates children is telling you what it is. Switching teams is a real option and it has its own checklist.

You skip straight to the end of that list — immediately, without working through the steps — for anything physical, anything involving humiliation as a deliberate tactic, or anything that meets the definition of abuse. That's not a coaching-style conversation and it isn't yours to manage alone.

Suggestions on what you can do

Keep your own commentary clean. A parent who runs the coach down at home teaches a kid to dismiss coaching generally, and that costs him more than the coach does.

Watch what he's learning about authority. Some difficulty is genuinely useful — he'll have demanding bosses. Contempt isn't useful at any age.

Notice the physical signs. Dreading practice, stomach aches on practice days, a kid who's stopped talking about the sport. Those matter more than what you heard from the sideline.

And take the long view on one hard season. Over ten years he'll have eight or nine coaches, and one will be the difficult one. Surviving that with support is different from enduring something harmful.

By age: third and fourth grade, there's no version of this that's acceptable — nobody should be shouting at an eight-year-old goalie after a goal, and this is a straightforward conversation with the club. Fifth and sixth, help him hear instruction inside volume. Seventh and eighth, he's sensitive to public embarrassment above almost everything else, so tone in front of teammates is what matters. Ninth and tenth, hard coaching is normal at this level and he needs to be able to handle it, with your support. Eleventh and twelfth, he manages the relationship and you stay out unless something is genuinely wrong.

A few things worth avoiding

Try not to confront a coach on a Saturday. Nothing good has ever come from it.

Go easy on rallying other parents. It turns a solvable problem into a faction and it follows your kid.

Try not to let him quit mid-season over it without the conversation happening first. Sometimes leaving is right; leaving without anybody addressing it teaches avoidance.

And don't tell him to toughen up. If it's genuinely demeaning, that sentence tells him you won't help.

The thing to keep in view

Your young athlete is going to meet hard people for the rest of his life, and learning to work with a demanding one is genuinely valuable.

Learning to absorb contempt is not. The difference is whether he comes off that field knowing what to do better, or just knowing he's a disappointment — and you're the one person in a position to tell which.

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Coach Greg — LAX Goalie Hub

Coaching from a coach — general information, not psychological or mental health advice. If your athlete is being harmed, or you see lasting distress, withdrawal, or changes in sleep or appetite, talk to your doctor, a school counselor or a mental health professional, and report safeguarding concerns to the club and the relevant authorities.